13 Side-Splittingly Funny Responses To - What’s Your Name?

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13 Side-Splittingly Funny Responses To - What’s Your Name?

Normally, you don’t have any problem sharing your name. While in some cases, you really don’t want someone to know your real name. 

Maybe because this person is a stalker and you don’t want to see them ever again. Or maybe you’re afraid that they might make fun of your name and start name-calling you. 

So, for such a situation, we have prepared some funny answers and savage comebacks to share when someone asks your name but you don’t want to answer it right.

What is your name? - Smartly Answers:

1. Why asking, do you want to stalk me online?
2. I’m known as ‘404.
3. If you wish to remain anonymous, use one of our fun comebacks below. Tell us what you think is the best comeback.
4. I don’t know, but everybody calls me…
5. Sharing a name makes a connection. Well, call me WiFi then, because I’m looking for a strong connection.
6. I share my name based on intention? Tell me what’s that.
7. I’m not sure you deserve that kind of punishment.
8. Can you ask an easier question?
9. I’d love to tell, but then I’d have to charge. How much are you willing to pay for this top-secret info?
10. I don’t want to have any connection with you. So, I’m not telling you, my name.
11. Dixie Normas. That’s my stripper’s name.
12. What would you like it to be?
13. I’d tell you but I don’t like being labelled.