Saving Fare

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Saving Fare

I walked into town with my wife last week, when it was time to come home, she decided she'd done enough walking and would get the bus home.

But as we'd walked there, I didn't have my bus pass and I wasn't going spend £5 on the bus fare so I ran home behind the bus.

When we got home, she asked:

“Why I was out of breath” I told her:

“I'd run and saved £5”

She said:

“You are a silly sod; you should have run home behind a taxi and you'd have saved a tenner”