Work Colleagues Wittiest Nicknames

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Work Colleagues Wittiest Nicknames

We all know some of those people:

Wheelbarrow - Only works when pushed.
Sensor light - Only start working if someone walks past.
Shampoo - Think they are head and shoulders above all the rest.
Wonder Man (Wonder Woman) - Walks around the work-site looking really busy but does nothing.
Blister - Appears when the hard work is done
Vicks - Annoying person who ‘gets up your nose’.
Door Bell - That pri*k who always chimes in to other people's conversations. 
Panda - a protected species - a useless person at work who never gets the bullet. 
Back Bone - Does all the work and carry’s the team.
Chihuahua - Always nipping at you and won't leave you alone.
Noodle - Thinks everything takes 3 minutes.
Switzerland - Someone who never picks a side. 
Pilot Light - Never go out. 
Filler - Tries to hide their mistakes.
Broke Clock - Doesn’t know anything but still ends up being right.
Sewing Machine - Constantly tries to stitches you up. 
Seaweed - Floats around all day and stinks.
Deck Chair - Always folds under pressure.
2-stroke - Hard to get started, and smokes the whole time it's working.
Seagull Manager - Flies in, craps over everything and flies off.
Captain Creosote - Sits on the fence about everything.
Wicket-keeper - Puts on the gloves and stands back. 
Treasure - Nowhere to be found.
Flash - Does all the hard work so you don't have too.
Teflon - Noting sticks, always gets away with everything.
Sir Bob - (As in Geldof). A bloke who didn't want to work on Mondays.
Handle with Care - Aways overreacts and gets upset at the simplest thing.
sick note - Always on sick leave.
Bungalow - Nothing upstairs.
fart Catcher - keeps their face is so close to the boss’s ar*e.
Houdini - Always escapes from doing any hard work.
KitKat - Always on break.
Brake Pad - Gets worn out easily, then starts to squeal. 
Golf ball - Always hard to find.
Screwdriver - Always screws-up the deliveries.
Broken Arrow - Doesn't work and you can't fire them.
jellyfish - Harmless looking but highly toxic
Hostage - Aways tied up with something. 
Trapdoor - Grabs anyone who walks past the bay for a gossip. 
Tourist - Wanders about and never seem to do any work.
Hydraulics - Very strong, could lift anything.
Lantern - Not very bright, and always has to be carried. 
Stick - Just lays there and does nothing.
Shoe - Always, say something which embarrasses or offends people.
Cresent wrench - Slips off when the work starts.
Glory - Never around but always there to takes the glory.
Tea pot - leans around with one arm up and another arm on hip.
Destroyer - Always chasing a sub. (Slang – Sub, borrow money unto end of the week)

Do you recognize any? Anybody got any more?