Andr-Tech uk666 Posted June 7, 2024 Andr-Tech #1 Posted June 7, 2024 Work Colleagues Wittiest Nicknames We all know some of those people: Wheelbarrow - Only works when pushed. Sensor light - Only start working if someone walks past. Shampoo - Think they are head and shoulders above all the rest. Wonder Man (Wonder Woman) - Walks around the work-site looking really busy but does nothing. Blister - Appears when the hard work is done Vicks - Annoying person who ‘gets up your nose’. Door Bell - That pri*k who always chimes in to other people's conversations. Panda - a protected species - a useless person at work who never gets the bullet. Back Bone - Does all the work and carry’s the team. Chihuahua - Always nipping at you and won't leave you alone. Noodle - Thinks everything takes 3 minutes. Switzerland - Someone who never picks a side. Pilot Light - Never go out. Filler - Tries to hide their mistakes. Broke Clock - Doesn’t know anything but still ends up being right. Sewing Machine - Constantly tries to stitches you up. Seaweed - Floats around all day and stinks. Deck Chair - Always folds under pressure. 2-stroke - Hard to get started, and smokes the whole time it's working. Seagull Manager - Flies in, craps over everything and flies off. Captain Creosote - Sits on the fence about everything. Wicket-keeper - Puts on the gloves and stands back. Treasure - Nowhere to be found. Flash - Does all the hard work so you don't have too. Teflon - Noting sticks, always gets away with everything. Sir Bob - (As in Geldof). A bloke who didn't want to work on Mondays. Handle with Care - Aways overreacts and gets upset at the simplest thing. sick note - Always on sick leave. Bungalow - Nothing upstairs. fart Catcher - keeps their face is so close to the boss’s ar*e. Houdini - Always escapes from doing any hard work. KitKat - Always on break. Brake Pad - Gets worn out easily, then starts to squeal. Golf ball - Always hard to find. Screwdriver - Always screws-up the deliveries. Broken Arrow - Doesn't work and you can't fire them. jellyfish - Harmless looking but highly toxic Hostage - Aways tied up with something. Trapdoor - Grabs anyone who walks past the bay for a gossip. Tourist - Wanders about and never seem to do any work. Hydraulics - Very strong, could lift anything. Lantern - Not very bright, and always has to be carried. Stick - Just lays there and does nothing. Shoe - Always, say something which embarrasses or offends people. Cresent wrench - Slips off when the work starts. Glory - Never around but always there to takes the glory. Tea pot - leans around with one arm up and another arm on hip. Destroyer - Always chasing a sub. (Slang – Sub, borrow money unto end of the week) Do you recognize any? Anybody got any more? 1
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