Date

[Seafood]

Dorothy & Edna, two senior widows are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, but I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you.. He shows up at my house punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers ! Then he takes me downstairs & theres a limousine. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, & after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment & he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress & has his way with me !

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious ! So you are telling me I shouldn't go ?"

Edna: "No, I'm telling you to wear an old dress."