MOD Budget Cuts

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MOD Budget Cuts

After many years of budget cuts and underspending the MOD reluctantly decides it is time to introduce a 4-day working week across the Armed Forces. They duly send out a communication to all three services highlighting the plans to move to a four-day working week three months hence.

The very next day they get back a response from the Army Top Brass: "There is no way the Army can conduct all of its operations and carry out all our responsibilities effectively if we are forced to move to a 4-day working week. This decision must be rescinded'.

A few days later they get a response from Navy Command: 'We cannot possibly function efficiently we are forced to move to 4 day working week. The decision has to be reversed'.

6 weeks later a response arrived from the RAF: 'What's all this sh*t about working overtime?'