Do Away with Wife

[uk666]

Do Away with Wife

Guy tells his doctor friend he can't take anymore and wants to rid himself of his wife!

The doc suggests he buys her a vespa and she'll kill herself in no time at all.

The guy takes his advice and sure enough she has a massive crash.... however, she survived and he ended up with a huge bill for the damage she caused!

He tells the doc what happened and the doc tells him to buy her a Harley motorcycle.

Another massive crash happens and this time she writes off a brand-new Rolls Royce! She gets done for dangerous driving and the insurance refuses to pay out and he's left with another enormous bill!

The doc says, "ok, do it right this time and buy her a Jaguar!"

6 months later and the doc hasn't seen his friend until he runs into him in pub.

"So, I guess the Jaguar trick worked" The guy turns around with a big grin and replies, "oh it certainly did doc!"

The doctor smiles and asks him what happened. 

The guy reply:

"She kept the Jaguar in the back garden and one night it bit her f*&$ing head off as she tried to feed it!"