Useful

[Seafood]

My 84 year old brother gave up driving and depends on me to use his car chauffeuring him around. The other day I took him to the hospital. In the waiting room he expressed his concern about a broken and missing piece of plastic from his front bumper. In an effort to cheer him up, I said (loud enough for other patients to hear) "What odds, it's only about as useful as your foreskin."