Polar Bear

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Polar Bear

There's a big male polar bear father and his young bear cub son cress crossing the ice flows. 

The father says to his son, "ok son, so I want you to jump from this piece of floating ice to that one that's approaching fast." 

The little cub takes a deep breath and launches himself toward it. Sadly, he falls short and splashes down into the water. 

The father pulls the cub out of the water and shakes him hard before putting him back down on the ice. The little cub looks up at his dad and asks, "Dad, am I a pure polar bear?" 

The father tells him of course he is.

The cub asks, "are you sure there's not a little part of Indian black bear in me?" 

The father tells him not to be silly and they continue onwards. The father suddenly stops and tells his son there is a seal on the ice that he wants his son to catch by swimming underwater and coming up underneath the sleeping seal. 

The cub leaps in the water again and makes so much noise as he tries to get below the surface that the seal wakes and makes its escape. 

The little cub is rescued again by his father and now feeling very bad asks his dad, "Dad, am I really all polar bear. Are you sure there is not just a little part of American grizzly bear in me?"

The father gets annoyed and tells him to stop being stupid. They turn for home and on the 15 mile walk back the cub asks his dad if he is sure that he really is all polar bear.

The father stops and angrily demands to know why his son keeps asking such stupid questions! 

The little cub looks up at his dad and shaking violently replies:

"Because I’m f##king freezing!"