Anya

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Anya

Now Anya was seriously hot. And Sam was completely smitten with her. But the useless numpty was too shy to do anything about it - even though he knew she liked him as well.

Then came the day when Anya had to return home to Poland for a few months. Realising that time was short, Sam finally plucked up the courage to tell her how he felt and much to his delight she felt exactly the same. Image

They said their farewells and although parting was a sorrowful affair, at least Anya would be back in a few months. And they could email & phone each other as much as they liked.

Soon came the time when Anya was due to return. Sam decided to welcome her by hanging up a home-made banner with a special message in Polish for her. 

The banner was to say 'Welcome back to the most beautiful girl in the whole of Poland". 

But Sam was not sure of the exact translation, so he used an English > Polish language translator that he found online. Armed with the correct text, he made his banner on a spare bedsheet.

Anya returned, and was delighted to see him. After an enormous hugging session and five minutes of trying to extract each other tonsils with their tongues, Sam finally surfaced for air and excitedly pointed at the banner hanging from the window.

"I made this for you, I hope you like it," he said.

"It's lovely", replied Anya, looking a little puzzled: 

"But why does it say 'Internet page unavailable - please try later?"