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An elderly couple was driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by a deputy sheriff.
The deputy asked, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”
The deputy asks, “May I see your license?” The woman turns to her husband again and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the deputy her license. The deputy says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen!”
The woman turned to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He said he knows you!”
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