MURPHY'S LAWS of JUSTICE

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MURPHY'S LAWS of JUSTICE

1. If it's logical, rational, reasonable, and makes good sense; it's not done.
2. If you outsmart your lawyer, you've got the wrong lawyer.
3. When comes the revolution, things will be different, not better, just different.
4. If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make them absolutely livid with rage, tell them the truth.
5. There are two periods when Congress does no business; one is before the holidays, and the other after.
6. When you see the word "net" in a contract, it means "nothing."
7. It'll save you a lot of time if before entering the court, you get a look at the jury.
8. If the government hasn't taxed, licensed, or regulated it, it probably isn't worth anything.
9. In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
10. The law in its majestic equality: forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
11. If there is no way to delay an important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
12. No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
13. The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
14. Where you stand depends on where you sit.
15. Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
16. Government corruption is always reported in the past tense.
17. Those who like sausage or political policy should not watch it being made.
18. Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole.
19. Those who can't teach, administrate. Those who can't administrate, run for office.
20. The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank; the really big chunks always rise to the top.
21. If the facts are against you, argue the law.  If the law is against you, pound the table and yell like hell.
22. When attempting to predict and forecast macroeconomic moves of economic legislation by a politician, never be misled by what he says; instead watch what he does.
23. In any organization there are only two people to contact if you want results, the person at the very top and the person at the very bottom.
24. If "pro" is the opposite of "con", then "Progress" is the opposite of "Congress."
25. The lord giveth, the government taketh away.

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16. Government corruption is always reported in the past tense.  - That is so true!

20. The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank; the really big chunks always rise to the top.