Missing Wife

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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report

for his missing wife:

Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :- What is her height ?

Husband:- I never checked.

Inspector :- Slim or healthy ?.

Husband:- Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :-Color of eyes ?

Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair ?

Husband :- Changes according to season.

Inspector :- What was she wearing?

Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :- Was she driving?

Husband :- yes.

Inspector :- tell me the number, name & color of the car ? . . . . .

Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine

generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic

automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED

headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and

has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband

started crying...

Inspector :- Don't worry sir, we'll find your car...