Prolific Protestant

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Prolific Protestant

While recovering from an operation. a nun walked in to cheer up an ailing patient. During their conversation the patient mentioned his wife and 13 children.

“My, my,” remarked the nun, “13 children! I’m sure the Lord is pleased that you have raise a proper Catholic family. Many blessings be upon you!”

“I’m sorry, Sister,” he said, “But I am a Protestant, not Catholic.”

The nun scowled and remarked:

“Quite the little sex-maniac then, aren’t you?”