Barroom Disturbance

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Barroom Disturbance

A police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.

The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the officer, because he was the "Heavy Weight Boxing Champion."

The officer politely asks, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist too, probably better than Houdini."

The giant nodded in agreement.

"If I had some chains," the officer softly continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?"

Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled, and jerked for minutes.

"I can't get out of these," the giant snarled.

"Are you sure?" the officer asked.

The giant tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."

"In that case," said the officer, "you're under arrest."