Donating

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Donating

A church is holding a donation drive for a new roof.

The pastor is giving a speech about the importance of donating and explains that "Donating is not about the money. It's about the principle. I know times are tough right now; there are other ways you can contribute."

A man in the audience looks thoughtful throughout the entire sermon and approaches the pastor after the service and asks:

“What other ways can I contribute? Times really are tough lately.”

The pastor smiles and says:

“Well, that’s easy. I know you like to go fishing on the weekends, and during football season, you like to watch the games on Sundays. Maybe during your weekends, you could skip fishing and work on the roof here instead, and during football season, you could skip a few games.”

The man looks worried, thought for a moment and then inquire:

“A new roof, huh? which credit cards, are you accepting today?”