Church Ladies

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Church Ladies

The strongman at a circus squeezed the juice from a lemon between his hands. He then said to the audience:

"I will offer $100 to anyone in the audience who can squeeze another drop from this lemon "

A thin scholarly looking woman came forward, picked up the lemon, strained hard and managed to get a drop. 

The strongman was amazed. He paid the woman and asked:

"What is the secret of your strength?"

"Practice," the woman answered: "I was the treasurer of a Lutheran church for 22 years!