Revealed - Hilarious But True Differences Between Men and Women

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Revealed - Hilarious But True Differences Between Men and Women

1. NAMES
*If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
*If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
*When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $40, even though it's only for $82.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
*When the women get their bill, out come the Calculator Apps.

3. MONEY
*A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
*A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
*A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
*The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
*A woman has the last word in any argument.
*Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
*Women love cats.
*Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. DRESSING UP
*A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
*A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

8. FUTURE
*A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
*A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

9. SUCCESS
*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
*A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

10. MARRIAGE
*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
*A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.