Firing Squad

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Firing Squad

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all spies and are caught behind enemy lines.

They are tried and sentenced to death by firing squad.

The Scotsman and the Irishman look out from the window of their cell as the Englishman is led out and tied to the pole.

As the firing squad is about to shoot, the Englishman yells out:

"Tornado! Tornado!"

The firing squad panic and run off to wait the tornado out. Meanwhile the Englishman manages to escape.

Later, the Irishman looks out from the window of the cell as the Scotsman is led out and tied to the pole. Seeing what the Englishman did, the Scotsman devises his own plan.

As the firing squad is about to shoot, the Scotsman yells out:

"Earthquake! Earthquake!"

And again all of the firing squad scatter to wait it out. Meanwhile the Scotsman escapes.

Finally, the Irishman is led out and tied to the pole. The Irishman, being the genius he is, devises his own plan.

As the firing squad is about to shoot, he yells out:

"Fire! Fire!"