Golfing

[Seafood]

Jack staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. The doctor asks him what happened.

“Well it was like this,” said Jack. “I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cows ar*e. That’s when I made my mistake.

“What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”...