Doctors office

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Last time I was in a doctors office, the nurse asked me how much I weighed. I said, "178". I got on the scale and it read 215.

Then she asked me how tall I was and I said, 6'2". I only measured 5'7".

Then she takes my blood pressure and says, " Holy cow! Your blood pressure is really high! "

I said, of course it is. When I left home 2 hours ago I was tall and skinny, now I'm short and fat !".