Virus

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A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around.

If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest " Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) ," Radioactive UnWork Medicine" (RUM), " Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER), or "Vaccine of depression killing antigen" (VODKA)..