House Boy

[Seafood]

John is a house boy who drinks his Boss's wine with impunity and then adds water to cover his tracks.

His Boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like Dettol).

Unaware of this, John, drank from the wine as usual and topped it up with water.

Immediately he added water, the pasties became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When the Boss came back and saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed the thief..

John knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. John!, he called from the sitting room, he answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

John: No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I called, you answered "Yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "John retorted, "Hmmm when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen; and then, you ask me a question" John accepted.

When his boss was in the kitchen he shouted: "Boss". "Yes, John" Boss answers. John then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer.

The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into the maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! John, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife now very angry, interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie!

Without argument." John asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. John asks Madam, "Who's Junior's biological father? Me or the Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs to be renovated...