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[Mr. B]

sorry, bud, that wasn't a retort! And you do have a very fertile imagination!

 

I would have said "you have a very fecund imagination"  This sounds more like what b123456 would use... 

[b123456]

Mr. B, "fecund" would, indeed, be a compliment -- and if that applied, instead of "fertile", I could then stop wiping cow poo-poo off my head every night before I go to bed.

 

As far as my "fecundity" -- if any: it relates to, and is generated by, one of my favorite all-time quotes by the artist/painter, Jasper Johns:

"Take an object. Do something to it. Then, do something else to it."

 

b123456

Edited February 12, 2014 by b123456

[mgk1956]

Mr. B, "fecund" would, indeed, be a compliment -- and if that applied, instead of "fertile", I could then stop wiping cow poo-poo off my head every night before I go to bed.

 

As far as my "fecundity" -- if any: it relates to, and is generated by, one of my favorite all-time quotes by the artist/painter, Jasper Johns:

"Take an object. Do something to it. Then, do something else to it."

 

b123456

I'm tempted to use febrile!

 

congRATS, mgk1956, on that simply-amazing accomplishment!!!

 

mgk1956, you are an extremely funny bunny 1956!!!

 

Every day, I anticipate, with baited breath, reading your jokes.

 

Your jokes are like bright rays of golden sunshine, illuminating my mind and soul, shining brightness upon my dark, dank, dreary, ho-hum, stinky existence.

and in as much as we are on that subject, don't you think "bated" might be more appropriate? 

[Mr. B]

I'm tempted to use febrile!

 

and in as much as we are on that subject, don't you think "bated" might be more appropriate? 

In his delirious or hallucinatory state of mind his abated breathing causes him to be baited into a war of words with the master mgk1956....

[b123456]

To let the cat out of the bag, it's much worse than "febrile".

I can handle a simple fever.

 

I oftentimes have febrile seizures -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Febrile_seizure -- which engage my verbal diarrhea, and make my little typing fingers go clicketty-clack at warp speed to generate another literary masterpiece -- either in a post or in a SHOUT in the misnomered chatbox. I have no idea what I'm typing while I type, and it's only when I'm finished typing that I can see that I've created {b]another[/i} intelligent, literary masterpiece.

 

At this point my febrile seizure usually subsides into a simple febrile fever, and when I make messages in this state of mind, they always sound ignorant.

Edited February 13, 2014 by b123456

[mgk1956]

To let the cat out of the bag, it's much worse than "febrile".

I can handle a simple fever.

 

I oftentimes have febrile seizures -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Febrile_seizure -- which engage my verbal diarrhea, and make my little typing fingers go clicketty-clack at warp speed to generate another literary masterpiece -- either in a post or in a SHOUT in the misnomered chatbox. I have no idea what I'm typing while I type, and it's only when I'm finished typing that I can see that I've created {b]another[/i} intelligent, literary masterpiece.

 

At this point my febrile seizure usually subsides into a simple febrile fever, and when I make messages in this state of mind, they always sound ignorant.

You do have a way with words buddy!

[b123456]

All my *bestest* friends call me "buddy" -- just my *bestest* friends, and no one else.

 

Since you called me "buddy", I guess that makes us BFF.

 

Oh, Happy Day!!!

[b123456]

Correction, mgk1956:

 

I have *absolutely no idea* how the "suicide" smiley made it's way into my last post, when I said,

 

Oh, Happy Day!!!

 

My corrected version:

 

Oh, Happy Day!!!

 

Oops, mistake!!!

 

Second correction:

 

Oh, Happy Day!!!                                                                                                                               

 

Got it right, that time.            

Edited February 13, 2014 by b123456