mgk1956 posts 2k+ jokes

[Mr. B]

Congrads mkg1956 we laughed with you all the way passed the 2k post mark......

[TheDivineAvenger]

Congrats mkg1956.

[s33m33]

Congrats bro .. Enjoyed every one of them.

[uk666]

Congrats mkg1956 on you 2k .

[Shortie]

Congrats mgk1956

[HooHaa]

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And to think, he gets all those jokes at a kindergarten school and a nun's convent !!!

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[Mr. B]

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And to think, he gets all those jokes at a kindergarten school and a nun's convent !!!

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Makes sense since he used up his old joke book and is looking for a new one.....

[mgk1956]

 

Geeeeeeeeeeeee! Thanks a million guys and gals!

[Mr. B]

mgk you should have warned us before you posted the big smiley  .... Need welder's glasses to view it...

[knightryder]

congrats buddy ....thanks for the laughs

[BamSec1]

Congrats buddy!

[mgk1956]

Wow, I'm almost tempted to use this as my avtar!

[BamSec1]

Wow, I'm almost tempted to use this as my avtar!

 

Oh, I'm flattered!

Actually I made 2 and didn't know which one you would prefer the most ... here's the 2nd one;

 

[b123456]

congRATS, mgk1956, on that simply-amazing accomplishment!!!

 

mgk1956, you are an extremely funny bunny 1956!!!

 

Every day, I anticipate, with baited breath, reading your jokes.

 

Your jokes are like bright rays of golden sunshine, illuminating my mind and soul, shining brightness upon my dark, dank, dreary, ho-hum, stinky existence.

[b123456]

@BamSec1: More *simply amazing* graphics from you!!!

 

You are truly a much better graphic-titian than I, a *so-called* artist.

 

I kneel down before thee, in supplication: please anoint me with thy talents.

Rub and smear them all over my mind and soul, so that they will penetrate deeply, deeply, and even *more deeply*, into all my pores.

Edited February 7, 2014 by b123456

[BamSec1]

@BamSec1: More *simply amazing* graphics from you!!!

 

You are truly a much better graphic-titian than I, a *so-called* artist.

Not true! I need made graphics to start with, but you start from scratch, so you're the artist, not me.

[b123456]

@BamSec1 -- It's true that I scratch my balls a lot and have a ball, but I rarely start from scratch.

 

Mostly, I just RIP OFF copyrighted images from the interweb -- with a devil-may-care, funky, so-institute-legal-proceedings-against-me-DMCA-I-don't-care-I-love-it attitude and then ............................................................

I pee-pee and poo-poo all over these images and combine them into a wonderful, mysterious *collage* which I then scroll at Star-Trek©-warp-drive-4-Scottie speed to make an absolutely terrible userbar.

 

But, i loves terrible, because, being a *so-called* artist, i sees beauty in everything -- even in a terrible, pee-pee, poo-poo userbar.

Edited February 8, 2014 by b123456

[b123456]

Seriously, BamSec1, I do strongly admire your graphics-making abilities.

 

I study your animations and try to figure out the frame-sequences in your choreography.

 

You are excellent!!!

[SuperLeech]

A tad late but thanks for the laughs mgk1956

 

 

Your one of our special members (amongst others) that makes Andr such an enjoyable forum, I don't know any other warez boards that provide such a laugh, rather just one dimensional.

 

 

This is why Forum-Andr is so different, community spirit 

[mgk1956]

Thanks KR, BamSec1, B123456, Superleech

Edited February 9, 2014 by mgk1956

[b123456]

A minor correction, mgk1956, I'm little b, b123456.

 

Big B, B123456 -- that's my father.

 

(lol)

[mgk1956]

A minor correction, mgk1956, I'm little b, b123456.

 

Big B, B123456 -- that's my father.

 

(lol)

Sorry b123456

[b123456]

LOL, mgk1956!!!!

 

Very, very clever!!!

(I wouldn't have thought of that *great* retort.)

 

I really like that moniker, and plan to use it often in the future.

 

Yours very truly,

b123456

 

P.S. Seeing the b that big ......... it makes it look like an "o" ......... with an erection.

Edited February 9, 2014 by b123456

[mgk1956]

LOL, mgk1956!!!!

 

Very, very clever!!!

(I wouldn't have thought of that *great* retort.)

 

I really like that moniker, and plan to use it often in the future.

 

Yours very truly,

b123456

 

P.S. Seeing the b that big ......... it makes it look like an "o" ......... with an erection.

sorry, bud, that wasn't a retort! And you do have a very fertile imagination!

[b123456]

WOW, mgk1956, you are correct!!!

 

Not only do you make me laugh, but you also educate me.

 

I've thought -- for a very long time -- that a "retort" is a "response" -- in *any category*, such as "clever", "intelligent", etc.

 

But the dictionary defines "retort" as:

a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive reply to a remark

 

Boy, I really feel stupid now.

 

I have a fertile imagination, because every night, before I go to bed, I have 10 cows poo-poo on the top of my head.

 

P.S. I just looked in my thesaurus, and it said that synonyms for "retort" include:

answer, reply, response, return, counter, rejoinder, riposte, retaliation;

informalcomeback

 

So, I guess I was kinda right with my previous thinking.

 

But I learned my lesson:

It's best to use very simple words that can't be misunderstood.

When one uses a word that has 100 meanings -- from bad to good -- one can never tell which meaning the recipient will choose.

 

In my way of thinking, mgk1956, I meant my response to mean a compliment to you on your funny-cleverness.

 

Edited February 12, 2014 by b123456