Golf

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I ran into a friend just after he had returned from his regular Saturday morning round of golf. When I asked him how his round had been, he said, "It was lousy...I only hit two good balls all day."

"Well," I replied, "that's better than none."

He countered with, "Not if it's how I did it."

"Oh?" I queried.

"You see," he said. "It was when I was in a bunker and stepped on the rake!"