Seafood Posted April 7, 2023 Share #1 Posted April 7, 2023 It’s Monday morning , and the Postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route , delivering the mail ... As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that Both cars were still in the driveway ... His wonder was cut short by David , the homeowner , coming out with a load of empty beer , wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin .... "Wow David , looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night ,'' the postman comments.. David , (in obvious pain) , replies "Actually we had it on Saturday night" ... This is the first time I have *felt like moving* since 4:00 a.m. Sunday morning ... We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun , and it got a bit wild ... We all got very drunk , and around Midnight , it was THEN that we started playing , ''WHO AM I ....?" The postman thinks a moment and says , "How do you play WHO AM I ....?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out *one at a time* , covered with a sheet with only the 'Family Jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet ... Then the women try to guess *who it IS*....! ? ” The Postman laughs and says , "Sounds like fun , I'm sorry I Missed it ..." "Probably a good thing you DID mate , " David responded ... "YOUR name came up 7 times ...! 2 Link to comment
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