Seafood Posted March 29, 2023 Share #1 Posted March 29, 2023 Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Willows, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult nappies?" Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you? Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Wedding Registry." 2 Link to comment
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