Service Station

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Paddy pulled in to a service station and asked the dodgy looking attendant to fill his car. The chap says we don't sell petrol here, so Paddy says fill the oil then. He says we don't sell oil either. Paddy says what do you do? The bloke checks the area and whispers we're a front for the IRA. We'll Paddy says would you blow up me tyres then?