Seafood Posted February 13, 2023 Share #1 Posted February 13, 2023 A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is silent for a moment, then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.” “And I’ll be forgiven?” asks the man. “No,” replies the priest, “but it will wipe that f'ing smirk off your face.” 1 Link to comment
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