Decisions

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A radio show had a phone-in asking the question ‘Who wears the trousers in your household?’

A man rang in and said: “25 years ago, on our wedding day, my wife said to me that she would make all the small decisions and I would make all the big decisions”.

The presenter asked him how well it had worked. The caller said “To be honest, I don’t know. Apparently in 25 years there haven’t been any decisions big enough for me to make yet”.