Confessional

[Seafood]

A man walks into confessional,and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for have sinned...

I had sex with 7 different women last night"

The priest is silent for a moment,then says, "Go home, and cut 7 lemons in half, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink it down in one gulp" . "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

"No," replies the priest."But it will wipe that bloody smirk of your face!.