Indian

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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "What do you think he’s doin?

The other replies, " Why he's listening to the ground. Indians can hear things for miles in any direction by vibrations."

Just then the Indian looks up and says "Covered wagon some two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

The second cowboy shouts " Why that’s Incredible!" "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what’s in the wagon. Damn Amazin!"

The Indian looks up and says, " No, frigging ran over me about a half hour ago.

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