Ticket

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A farmer got pulled over by a cop for speeding

and the cop started to lecture the farmer

about his speed and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the cop got around to writing out the ticket and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

The cop stopped writing the ticket and said

"Well yeah, if that's what they are-- I never heard of circle flies".

So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms.

See, they're called circle flies because

they're almost always found circling around a horses a$#."

The cop says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says,

"Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me an a$#?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer.

I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses a$#."

The cop says "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says,

" Hard to fool them circle flies though. "