Ransom

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A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I've kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 a.m. Signed, The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the oak tree, just as she instructed. Inside the bag was this note: "Here's your money, I can't believe one blonde would do this to another !"