Talking Centipede

[Seafood]

Fella buys a talkin centipede for £5000 & takes it home in small box.After 30 mins he opens the box & says"Would you like to go for a pint".The centipede doesn't answer.Raising his voice he repeats the question,still no reply.Getting angry, thinking he's been done,he shouts the question loudly.At which the centipede sticks his head out of his box & says"I heard you the 1st time, I'm putting my shoes on"