Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, I went to a psychiatrist and told him: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

He suggested;

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?" I inquired.

"One hundred fifty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later I met him on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" He asked.

"Well," I replied, " at $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, the total comes to $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for only $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Nobody under there now!”

It's always best to get a second opinion!