Intoxicated

[Seafood]

A man who was heavily pissed walked up to a woman who was sat at the bar and gave her a kiss. She turned round and began slapping him vigorously round the face. He took a step back and slowly began to focus, ' I'm sorry but I thought you were my wife, ' he said. ' Who would marry a useless drunken arsehole like you, ' the woman screamed. ' That's funny, ' replied the man, ' you sound just like her as well.!!