Seafood Posted September 24, 2022 Share #1 Posted September 24, 2022 A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction, Sir." was the dentist's reply. "£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge." said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" "That's unusual, Sir, but I could do it and knock off £15." "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anaesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism, and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?" "It'll be good for the students..." mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic." "Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal." said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?.... 1 1 1 Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now