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A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, Sir." was the dentist's reply.
"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge." said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, Sir, but I could do it and knock off £15."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism, and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"
"It'll be good for the students..." mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal." said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?....
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