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A guy gets a prison sentence and is lying there in his cell bunk the first night after lights out and hears someone shout out "42."
The entire wing breaks out in hysterics. After it all dies down someone else yells out "17." The wing is in hysterics again. This happens a couple more times and he finally fell asleep.
Next morning at brekky he asked another inmate what that was all about. The inmate says well most of us have been here so long we know everyone's jokes so we numbered them and everyone knows which joke is being told.
Oh says the new guy, that makes sense now.
That night someone yells out "35" and after the laughter dies off and the new guy shouts out "22".....nothing, not a single laugh. He then yells out "48" ......nothing again. Then he fell asleep.
Next morning he asked the other inmate why no one laughed when he yelled out a number. He replied "well, you know how it is, some people can tell them and some can't."
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