Old Favourites

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Great news! Some of the old favourite singers and bands have re-released
their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging
audience.
Some examples:
Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
Commodores--"Once! , Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"
"The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
The Troggs: "Bald Thing"
Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
ABBA: "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Temptations--"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"