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[Seafood]

‘Hi, love, can I have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps when you’re ready there’ says Paddy..

‘Oh. You must be Irish’, replies the girl behind the counter. Paddy was evidently offended and responded, ‘The cheek, just because I order a pint of Guinness you assume I’m Irish. If I ordered a bowl of pasta would you that make me Italian?!’

‘No’ she replied. ‘But this is a newsagents…’