Boasting

[Seafood]

Overheard my grandaughter Holly arguing with her friend about whose grandpa was better.

“My grandpa doesn’t need a walking stick,”Holly boasted.

“Yeah well my grandpa can still drive,” her friend replied.

“Oh yeah?” Holly said as she puffed out her chest. “Well, my grandpa doesn’t even use glasses!”

Her friend shook her head and replied: “That’s not true!”

“Yes it is!” Holly yelled back. “He drinks straight from the bottle!”