Busker

[Seafood]

I saw a fit looking Girl busking in town earlier today.

She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short leather skirt she was wearing.

"Any Requests"..? She asked the watching crowd.

"Your Thong," I replied with a Wink.

Everyone in the crowd gasped in Horror, and the girl slapped me hard across the face.

It's tough being an Elton John fan with a Lisp…