Slip Up

[Seafood]

Two guys having a few drinks in the pub. One of them comes back after getting another round and tells his mate that he's embarrassed because he's just offended the busty barmaid.

"What did you say?"

his mate asks.

" Well I meant to order two large gin and tonics and instead I said two large tits with tonic".

His mate started laughing and said that's what's called a Freudian slip. In fact he said that he had an example of one that very morning, with his wife while they were having breakfast. He meant to ask her to pass the sugar and instead said "You fat cow you've ruined my life!"