Home Work

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A teacher was reviewing her class's homework assignment. She

asked Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human

body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.

Susie stood up, shuffled her feet and said, "Well, I think I

know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you."

The teacher said, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny, tell the class what

part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when

stimulated."

Johnny said, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven

times its original size when stimulated by light."

The teacher said, "That's right, Johnny."

Then she turned to Susie and said, "Susie, first of all, you

didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And

third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."