Triplets

[Seafood]

Once upon a time there was a woman who was about to have triplets. In her womb the babies were talking to each other.

The first baby said, “I want to be a plumber because there’s so much water in here.”

The second baby said, “I want to be an electrician because it’s so dark in here.”

The last baby said, “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here, I’m going to chop off it’s frigging head”