Big Mouth

[Seafood]

A large fat, big mouthed American is on a tour of Brisbane and has been bragging on about how everything is bigger and better in the good ol' US of A and how everything is small in Australia. He points his podgy finger at a large building and says to the tour guide "See that building over there, Why if that was in the States it would be a hundred times bigger".

The tour guide says "I'm not surprised. that's the obesity wing of the hospital".