Boasting

[Seafood]

Two English men and an Irish man were in a pub one evening, when the first English man boasted that his son had been promoted to the board of directors at the bank of England and they bought him a brand new BMW.

The second English man boasted that his son had been promoted to the board of directors of British rail, and they had bought him a new house.

They both turned to Murphy and asked how his son Patrick was doing, to which he replied "he's gay" but said Murphy he is doing all right and has two boy friends, imagine that two boy friends and one of them gave him a brand new BMW and the other gave him a new house,