How much English can you speak?

[Bad Karma]

“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English.”

The Judge looks at the defendant and says, “How much English can you speak?”

The defendant looks up and says, “Give me your wallet!”